{"product_id":"controlled-chaos-co-abduction-tee","title":"CONTROLLED CHAOS CO. – ABDUCTION TEE","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"r7aoy9\" data-start=\"100\" data-end=\"139\"\u003eCONTROLLED CHAOS CO. – ABDUCTION TEE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"141\" data-end=\"208\"\u003eNot everything that disappears is lost.\u003cbr data-start=\"180\" data-end=\"183\"\u003eSometimes it’s \u003cstrong data-start=\"198\" data-end=\"208\"\u003etaken.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"210\" data-end=\"483\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"214\" data-end=\"231\"\u003eAbduction Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e from \u003cstrong data-start=\"237\" data-end=\"261\"\u003eControlled Chaos Co.\u003c\/strong\u003e blends chaos, humor, and streetwear attitude into one bold design. Featuring a UFO locking onto a \u003cstrong data-start=\"360\" data-end=\"408\"\u003eleopard-print van with the CC lightning bolt\u003c\/strong\u003e, this graphic captures the moment when things go completely off the rails.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"485\" data-end=\"663\"\u003eBright neon beams, a classic flying saucer, and the unmistakable \u003cstrong data-start=\"550\" data-end=\"577\"\u003eControlled Chaos energy\u003c\/strong\u003e make this piece stand out whether you're on the street, at the gym, or off the radar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"665\" data-end=\"718\"\u003eBecause around here…\u003cbr data-start=\"685\" data-end=\"688\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"718\"\u003enothing operates normally.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"720\" data-end=\"723\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1q3wfoh\" data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"737\"\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"944\"\u003e• Premium black tee\u003cbr data-start=\"758\" data-end=\"761\"\u003e• High-detail full back graphic print\u003cbr data-start=\"798\" data-end=\"801\"\u003e• Soft, durable cotton blend\u003cbr data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"832\"\u003e• Streetwear \/ tactical inspired design\u003cbr data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"874\"\u003e• Signature \u003cstrong data-start=\"886\" data-end=\"916\"\u003eCC lightning bolt branding\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"916\" data-end=\"919\"\u003e• Built for everyday wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"946\" data-end=\"949\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"i42hbk\" data-start=\"951\" data-end=\"969\"\u003eFIT \u0026amp; MATERIAL\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"971\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1118ug0\" data-start=\"971\" data-end=\"987\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"973\" data-end=\"987\"\u003eTrue to size\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"mqktrz\" data-start=\"988\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003ePremium cotton blend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"wbhjrc\" data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1015\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003eBreathable and durable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1tzcpby\" data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1042\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003eDesigned by \u003cstrong data-start=\"1054\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003eControlled Chaos Co.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1083\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1eyhoh8\" data-start=\"1085\" data-end=\"1096\"\u003eWARNING\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1098\" data-end=\"1170\"\u003eIf your ride disappears under a green beam…\u003cbr data-start=\"1141\" data-end=\"1144\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1144\" data-end=\"1170\"\u003eit’s already too late.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1172\" data-end=\"1224\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1172\" data-end=\"1196\"\u003eControlled Chaos Co.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1196\" data-end=\"1199\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1199\" data-end=\"1224\"\u003eTrained for Disorder.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Controlled Chaos Co.","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":53306337657196,"sku":null,"price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":53306337689964,"sku":null,"price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":53306337722732,"sku":null,"price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":53306337755500,"sku":null,"price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":53306337788268,"sku":null,"price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0977\/4117\/7196\/files\/ChatGPTImageMar13_2026_11_28_01AM.png?v=1773441206","url":"https:\/\/controlledchaosshop.com\/products\/controlled-chaos-co-abduction-tee","provider":"Controlled Chaos Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}